I have now entered an entirely new realm of pregnancy weirdness. This week I have apparently started snoring so loudly that I'm waking Jay up and keeping him awake. In fact he is quite surprised that I'm not waking myself up. Now, I normally snore, but apparently this is just ridiculous. Anyways. So last night at about 3 am Jay woke up swinging as he thought that he was being attacked (we'll get to what the attacker was shortly). Apparently he was awakened by me snoring (again) but it was an odd high-pitched sound, and at the same time Mo was scratching his ear so the bed was vibrating. So in his still half asleep state of consciousness, my wonderful husband determined that he was being attacked by ...
That's right ... a Pterodactyl.
Let this post serve as a warning that I have apparently morphed into a prehistoric flying animal, and you are lucky that I haven't attacked you ... yet. I haven't heard of this particular pregnancy symptom before so please let me know if you know of anyone else who has experienced a similar phenomenon. We should probably start a support group or something so that pterodactyl attacks don't get out of hand.
Needless to say this was the last straw for Jay, so he relocated to the couch where I think he will be spending most nights until after the baby is born.
This is my 3rd attempt to comment....maybe it will work this time!
ReplyDeleteI think this is definitely a classic prego story that will live with you forever. Jay has our sympathies...and just remember that this 2 shall pass. He might want to invest in some ear plugs....you'll have a little one screaming soon and that's a lot harder to sleep through than a little bit of snoring!
Love ya!
Yay that one actually worked! Apparently I havent' been snoring as badly the last few days. I was actually allowed back in the bed for the last 3 nights!!!
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