One of the girls I work with had this emailed to her a few days ago. We could here her snorting and giggling to it while she was reading it, and I did the exact same thing once she sent it to me. It's all just so very true! (I changed "cat" to "dogs" and "brother" to "friends" since that's what we have)
46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
Some of these are total guesses. Educated guesses, but guesses nonetheless. Seems like it’s hard being a kid.
His sock is on wrong.
His lip tastes salty.
His shirt has a tag on it.
The car seat is weird.
He’s hungry, but can’t remember the word “hungry.”
Someone touched his knee.
He’s not allowed to get in the oven.
I picked out the wrong pants.
His friend looked at him.
His friend didn’t look at him.
His hair is heavy.
We don’t understand what he said. (accompanied by "Ugh! Mom!" and a face-palm in most instances)
He doesn’t want to get out of the car.
He wants to get out of the car by himself.
The batteries ran out in his tablet.
His sleeve is touching his thumb.
He doesn’t understand how popsicles are made.
The inside of his nose stinks.
Chicken is gross.
A balloon he got six months ago is missing.
A puzzle piece won’t fit in upside down.
I gave him the wrong blue crayon. (or the white crayon won't color on the white paper)
The gummi vitamin is too firm.
Netflix is slow.
He jumped off the sofa and we weren’t watching.
He’s not allowed to touch fire.
Everything is wrong with his coat.
There’s a patch of snow within a 70 mile radius.
A shoe should fit either foot.
I asked him a question.
His friend is talking.
He can’t lift a pumpkin.
He can’t have my keys.
The dog is in his way.
The dog won’t let him touch its eyeball.
The inside of his cheek feels rough.
Things take too long to cook.
He has too much food in his mouth.
He sneezed.
He doesn’t know how to type.
The vaccuum is going to eat him.
His mom is taking a shower.
Someone knocked over his tower.
He got powdered sugar on his pants.
The yogurt won’t stay on his spoon.
EVERYTHING IS TOO HOT.
Feel free to share!
46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
Some of these are total guesses. Educated guesses, but guesses nonetheless. Seems like it’s hard being a kid.
His sock is on wrong.
His lip tastes salty.
His shirt has a tag on it.
The car seat is weird.
He’s hungry, but can’t remember the word “hungry.”
Someone touched his knee.
He’s not allowed to get in the oven.
I picked out the wrong pants.
His friend looked at him.
His friend didn’t look at him.
His hair is heavy.
We don’t understand what he said. (accompanied by "Ugh! Mom!" and a face-palm in most instances)
He doesn’t want to get out of the car.
He wants to get out of the car by himself.
The batteries ran out in his tablet.
His sleeve is touching his thumb.
He doesn’t understand how popsicles are made.
The inside of his nose stinks.
Chicken is gross.
A balloon he got six months ago is missing.
A puzzle piece won’t fit in upside down.
I gave him the wrong blue crayon. (or the white crayon won't color on the white paper)
The gummi vitamin is too firm.
Netflix is slow.
He jumped off the sofa and we weren’t watching.
He’s not allowed to touch fire.
Everything is wrong with his coat.
There’s a patch of snow within a 70 mile radius.
A shoe should fit either foot.
I asked him a question.
His friend is talking.
He can’t lift a pumpkin.
He can’t have my keys.
The dog is in his way.
The dog won’t let him touch its eyeball.
The inside of his cheek feels rough.
Things take too long to cook.
He has too much food in his mouth.
He sneezed.
He doesn’t know how to type.
The vaccuum is going to eat him.
His mom is taking a shower.
Someone knocked over his tower.
He got powdered sugar on his pants.
The yogurt won’t stay on his spoon.
EVERYTHING IS TOO HOT.
Feel free to share!
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