Scariest Animal on the Planet

Kids are so weird.  According to Paxton, the scariest animal on the whole entire planet is ...

the Giraffe.  That's right, the Giraffe.  Seriously, Paxton?  I mean, they eat leaves, they have to do this

to drink water ... how scary could they possibly be?  Not as scary as the cougar skin in Grandpa Dave's basement that you call "kitty" if you ask me.  But apparently Paxton is convinced that these majestic creatures might just turn on you at any moment so you must have constant vigilence when they're around ... even if the one you're dealing with is just a stuffed animal that is shorter than a 2 years old.  *shaking head*